A Response to the Nicene Creed

A RESPONSE TO THE NICENE CREED

I believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible.

   :: I don't believe in God.  I Am God, the Father,  maker of all creation.

and in one Lord Jesus Christ

   :: Jesus no longer calls us servants but friends.  If there is no servant, there is no Lord. Jesus is my friend.

the only-begotten Son of God

   :: He isn't the only-begotten son.  He is one of every son that was ever born.

begotten of the Father before all worlds

   :: Untrue.

God of God  

   :: The ego of God, rather.

Light of Light

   :: The image of the Light, rather.

very God of very God

   :: Very ego of very God, rather.

begotten, not made

   :: Born like everyone else, rather.

being of one substance with the Father

   :: The body is a substance, the Father isn't.

by whom all things were made.

   :: No.

Who, for us men for our salvation, came down from heaven

   :: He was born, rather.

and was incarnate by the Holy Spirit of the virgin Mary

   ::  He was conceived the same way all of us are, rather, with the help of one human mother and one human father.

and was made man; and was crucified

   :: He was a man and he was crucified.

also for us under Pontius Pilate

   :: Not for us.  He didn't want to die before his time.

He suffered and was buried

   :: He suffered but we don't know what they did with his body.

and the third day He rose again

   :: No.

and ascended into heaven

   :: No.

and sits on the right hand of the Father

   :: No.

and He shall come again

   :: No.

with glory, to judge the quick and the dead; whose kingdom shall have no end

   :: No.

And I believe in the Holy Ghost

   :: I don't believe in the Holy Ghost.  I Am the Holy Ghost.

the Lord and Giver of Life

   :: I Am not a Lord. I Am Life.

who proceeds from the Father [and the Son]

   :: The Holy Spirit is the Father and does proceed from sons or daughters if conditions are met.

who with the Father and the Son together is worshipped and glorified; who spoke by the prophets.

   :: No.  The Holy Spirit has no wish to be worshiped or glorified but simply to be ex- pressed through egos.

And I believe one holy catholic and apostolic Church.

   :: No.

I acknowledge one baptism for the remission of sins

   :: No.  There is no remission for sins.  If we harm we'll be harmed to the same magnitude.

and I look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come. Amen.

   :: This last line of the creed is a biblical fabrication.