"Everyone wants the glory of being on the Cross."

That's not glory. That's an innocent scapegoat taking on the wrath meant for the guilty [human sacrifice to appease the Lord].
Christianity is all about celebrating their faith in not having to reap what they sowed because someone intervened on their behalf.

Galatians 6:7
"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

Who are the Agents of Fortuna?

O FORTUNA

Like the moon,
Changeable,
Ever growing or decreasing,
Hateful life now is tough
And then soothes on a whim;
Poverty,
Power like ice.
Fate for the empty;
Turning the wheel,
Bad status,
Health;
And always secretly Overshadowed.
You plague me, too
Now through the game
I've been made bare
When health and power are driven away
And disabilities are always on duty.
In this hour,
Without delay
You pluck the strings;
When Fate strikes,
All cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c