Absolute Now

Jake Patterson: "Now is the result of the beginning. Pretty simple."



You believe things that aren't true.
Now is undefined.
If Now is undefined, it's absolute.
The undefined has no way of starting or stopping.
Starting and stopping is a behavior expressed by the defined.
For instance, take a stopwatch.
You want to time someone doing laps.
The absolute holds the relative time measurements inside itself.
The runner is clocked at 5 minutes.
That 5 minutes had a beginning and an ending.
Before hitting the button on the clock was the beginning (which took place when it was 'now').
After stopping the clock, the defined measure of time had realized an ending (which took place when it was 'now').
All through the process of beginning and ending did they sit in the eternal and absolute now.

Conclusion? You have no leg to stand on.

"Hello, Leg Warehouse?"
"Jake Patterson needs a leg to stand on."
"No leg? Oh well..."