Monday 20 August 2018

A Typical Day of FB Posting

R. Roberts: "I... em, okay. Making up a completely fictional scenario to make the victim of a murder and guest of your country look bad to justify exterminating her is em, a new low."

I want to be murdered by the fatal penis fatigue, the Hooker Bot 3000 being the villain..




FB Poster: "If you agree that the Devil wants you to look at your past so that you lose the Peace that passeth all understanding, type 'AMEN'."
Not necessarily. If you are prompted to revisit so that you can see that past event with an awareness that you never achieved yet, it's how you get your "Ahhhh!" moments.
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F. Lopez‎: "Dear atheists. If you're about to choose any religion you'd like to come real, what would that be n why?"
Which set bear trap would you most like to put your foot in (and why..lol)?
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F. Lopez:‎ "Dear atheists
Describe quran in three words."

1. toilet
2. paper
3. back-up
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"She's a good girl but her bad girl's better! ;) "


J. Bamber‎: "Why are both Jesus and Lucifer referred to as the morning star?"
Because it's two realities that are only one but when you're on one side you're the good guy and the other side is the bad guy and vice versa.
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M. Titus: "Quran confirms that only miracles are in the power of God."
Voodoo Priest's resume:

-multiplied bread and fishes
-walked on water
-put a hex on a fig tree
-turned water into wine
-cleaned up a dirty woman with just one touch (that's all it took)


Hit it, Big Bad Wolf..

S. Jaramillo‎: "Dont all of you know that the world is a harvest? Jesus taught this in hidden language."

Yep.

"murderingmurderingmurderingmurdering..chopchopchop! SLIDE.."




S. Kontos‎ : "Animals practice homosexuality? They also commit rape, but that doesn't make rape okay."

They eat their babies and that can't be something Yahweh would find as an acceptable behavior.

Ah.. another book finished..

"My Secret Garden with a big white Tampon Tree" - S. Guenette





P. Theodoropoulos‎: "Does chemistry create magnetic force or do magnetic forces create chemistry is one emergent from the other?"

There is no magnetic force. The phenomenon is caused by a causal relationship written into the math with regards to particle charge behavior.

A. McDonagh‎: "Does anyone know what the Anunnaki are called?"

A. Nookie: "The Galaxy's Biggest Slut."



K. Norwood: "Any woman can show breasts and butt but it takes a lady to show class. Can I get an 'amen'?"

No. Class rhymes with Caste.

Adam Patterson‎ : "According to Matt Kerns, getting a $10,000 yearly payment from the govt is socialism."

I don't recognize that beast anymore than I recognize my daughter's back yard tea party as a serious event.

J. Griffiths‎: "Why do some atheists want children?"

"Family" is given a positive presentation and every one likes positives.

E. Nathaniel‎: "Atheism is a religion where converts BELIEVE that there is no God."

You have to believe that you don't see any 1000 foot commanders? Explain.

J. Dunworth‎: "What is a shooting star if there are no stars?"

A sign that that day was an important day.

J. Presnail‎: "Scary thought of the day: the theists in this group are likely the MOST open-minded of their kind!"

Scary thought: your posts are agenda-driven for the NWO effort.

E. Nelson: "If Adam and Eve banged to make Cain and Abel then who were Cain and Abel banging?"

Probably the best persons to ask would be your relatives, the penis-eating banana slugs...the ones you keep forgetting to invite to your family reunions.

A. Philippart‎: "Do some flat earthers believe in aliens or does that contradict?"

I don't know. What do 3D-sphere-earth-with-no-bottom folks think?

You passed your days waiting for someone to call and turn your world around.
I heard the call and I came.
You were looking for an answer to the question you had found.
I saw you seek so here it is.
You knocked and knocked on the sealed door.
I heard the knock and opened it wide.
You don't get something for nothing.
You don't get freedom for free.
You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes.
It's time to put away your childhood dreams and enter as mature.




Air, Earth, Water, Fire...which element am I?
Before Earth, Wind and Fire, I am.



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