Because of Amendments 211, 212, and 213 to the Constitution, every American is fully equal.
No one is stupider, uglier, weaker, or slower than anyone else.
Agents ensure that the laws of equality are enforced.
The government broadcasts noise over radios to interrupt the thoughts of intelligent people.
Dancers are weighed down to counteract their gracefulness and masked to counteract their good looks.
Handicap bags with assorted weights are locked around necks.
Pay raises are simply given for trying so hard.
Someone with a naturally beautiful voice will switch to a growly voice that won’t make anyone jealous.
"Bag that face, beautiful!"
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