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FIRST PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL INTELLIGENCE

Item 1:

"Alan Boss on Earth-like planet discovered 600 light years away.
NASA's Kepler Mission has discovered the first planet orbiting
in the habitable zone of a star similar to the Sun.

Item 2:

Lyrics from the Rolling Stones Album, "Her Satanic Majesties Request"
"Freezing red deserts turn to dark
Energy here in every part
It's so very lonely,
you're six hundred light years from home."

SECOND PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL INTELLIGENCE
Item 1:

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope captures the 'clearest view yet' of the dark side of a Hot Jupiter exoplanet, revealing it likely hosts iron clouds, titanium rain and 11,000 mph winds.

Item 2:

Lyrics from Atheist's album, "Jupiter"
I wanna live like the red spot
Winds 11,000 miles per hour, red red hot!
I want my storm to never, ever end!