Friday 29 March 2019

Shakespeare deciphered

Shakespeare has ciphers

Original



deciphered

Zane to Liba On Hochma,
In Ashtiktat, a judge from Adzhasti, Callan Pallad, was summoned
P.F.Arliterstrast Karadenz.
zeyn libe aun khkhmh,

Original:

Let me see: marry, ill, to like him that ne'er it likes. 'Tis a commodity will lose the gloss with lying; the longer kept, the less worth: off with 't while 'tis vendible; answer the time of request.Virginity, like an old courtier, wears her cap out of fashion: richly suited, but unsuitable: just like the brooch and the tooth-pick, which wear not now. Your date is better in your pie and your porridge than in your cheek; and your virginity, your old virginity, is like one of our French withered pears, it looks ill, it eats drily; marry,'tis a withered pear; it was formerly better; marry, yet 'tis a withered pear: will you anything with it?

Deciphered

Ism using 'T' Squiree Watt Farrellan Di Glattes Mit
Youth; Dee Ghaltten, Di Winnicher: Ewajek Meit Hashem
While this is not possible; Wrapped up in a closet.
Wierkleckkite, Wei Ann El Kartier, Trout Air, Hilt Oys
Von Schnitt: Bischlymes Sutad, Abar and Papatel: Funkett
Di Vian-Kalivan, Waa Tragan Nisht
Dina Datzte Iz Ba'azar in Dina Fahira
Keshi Wei is not enough; On Dee Woodlower,
Dina Aalt Kindsheat Wind
Pardaran Pérez, A. Kokat Kara, Asst Tilly; Marriage,
'Teiz a Paradeart Bare. With the exception of Ga'on Farir Za'ar;
Wedding, Narech Tayes Alaar Bareh: Watt Ir Afas Mittim?

Original

Not my virginity yet
There shall your master have a thousand loves,
A mother and a mistress and a friend,
A phoenix, captain and an enemy,
A guide, a goddess, and a sovereign,
A counsellor, a traitress, and a dear;
His humble ambition, proud humility,
His jarring concord, and his discord dulcet,
His faith, his sweet disaster; with a world
Of pretty, fond, adoptious christendoms,
That blinking Cupid gossips. Now shall he--
I know not what he shall. God send him well!
The court's a learning place, and he is one-

Deciphered

Niet Mein and Viragin Naach
Aswat Zayin Dayan Har Haavn A Toyzenet Leib,
A muteer on a maitrasa on aprand,
A Phoenix, Capitain on Elephant,
A Fireer, A Getin, On the Hersher,
A counsellar, a tritris, aon lev;
Zane Aynewesdik Ambitzia, Stalz Ayniois,
Zane Descharing Kancard, On Zane Discard Dollset,
Zane Emunah, Zayn Suss and Maglik; Mitt Avelt
Von Schein Fand, Adapatabal Kristenamaz,
Then in Linking Cupid Gaspsip. Itzet Vet Ar -
How Wiesen Nisht Was Waking Up. GATT LOCATED IM GAZONT!

Original

That wishing well had not a body in't,
Which might be felt; that we, the poorer born,
Whose baser stars do shut us up in wishes,
Might with effects of them follow our friends,
And show what we alone must think, which never
Return us thanks.

Deciphered

Gvvalt Gezont Hut Nisht, The Body of Yannit,
Wassen Zein Peltz; Aaz Mir, Dee Pourre Ghebairn,
Worms in Assar Starn Tauen Parmachan Unds Aruif in Will,
Callen Mitt Yepkes von Zei Naaggien Undzer Perint,
On Vyazen Wass Mir Muzen Trachten, Wass Quinmal
Screamer. Dinky Thunderbolt

Original

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie,
Which we ascribe to heaven: the fated sky
Gives us free scope, only doth backward pull
Our slow designs when we ourselves are dull.
What power is it which mounts my love so high,
That makes me see, and cannot feed mine eye?
The mightiest space in fortune nature brings
To join like likes and kiss like native things.
Impossible be strange attempts to those
That weigh their pains in sense and do suppose
What hath been cannot be: who ever strove
So show her merit, that did miss her love?
The king's disease--my project may deceive me,
But my intents are fix'd and will not leave me.

Deciphered

Undzer Ramadis Apt In Zik Tan Legan,
Wassem Mir Bashriyevan Tzu Himmel: Di Pieted Himmel
Gundus und Pfrey Rayon, Na'ar Dan Tzurik Tzurik
Undzer Pammelach Designs Wenn Mir Zik Zanan Nodna.
Wass Mächt Is As Wass Münz Mein Liebe Azoy Hoych,
Wass Macht Mir Zaan, On Canaan Nit Fitter Maine Oig?
Di Guadalic Platz In Mazzal Natur Paternarps
The Order of Farbinden Wei Links on Kush Wei Gbearn Zachen.
Oh God, Glory be to God
Wass Wiesen Zeyer Fiinz Inzen Onan Ta'anak
Vas Catsch Call Nitt Zane: Was Thamid Streetwood
Azio Vayazen Ir Yachut, Wasat Parfiran Ir Liba?
Der Melech S. Crank - Mein Pruikt Kanne Farshaphan Mir,
I will not go down

Original

The Florentines and Senoys are by the ears;
Have fought with equal fortune and continue
A braving war.

Deciphered

Di Palerantines on Sennaus Zaanan Dorech di Oyaran;
The stone is the father of Mit Gleich of Mazel on Parzetzen
A Warfare War.

Original

Nay, 'tis most credible; we here received it
A certainty, vouch'd from our cousin Austria,
With caution that the Florentine will move us
For speedy aid; wherein our dearest friend
Prejudicates the business and would seem
To have us make denial.

Deciphered

J. Nay, Titus Rob Kaddabal; Mir Da Bakumen AS
Zuckerkeit, Wautschd von Undzer Kuzina Ostrich,
Mitt Warnen is a little flairnten watt mach undz
P.R. Geschwind Hilf; Verein Undzer Tayar Freind
Faradzshodikatas de geshapat on veal viscumen
The Order of the Ondz Machen Aplikenung.

Original

He hath arm'd our answer,
And Florence is denied before he comes:
Yet, for our gentlemen that mean to see
The Tuscan service, freely have they leave
To stand on either part.

Deciphered

Ararat Unter Unter Unter,
On Pelarance Iz Geelikant Eidar Ar Komet:
Abar, Fa'adar Undzer Ghentalmen Wass Meyen Zu Zaan
Dee Tuscan Dinest, Priely Hafn Zei Parlazen
Shtein Uweff orders to hail Tile.
er khat arm'd aundzer entfer,

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